JERRY THORNTON: "FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY." (The... →
Since when did ESPN produce horror documentaries? caseydonahue: Four Days In October This will make up for the fact that the sox probably won’t be playing much in October this year.
Kickstarter - Liddabit Sweets needs equipment to... →
Fantastically Messed Up
“I really hope the Jets seperate Joe Flacco’s shoulder on the first play of the game.” -Said by me, in my head, just now. There are few things that consistently bring out the worst in humanity. Things that come to mind are reality television, the moment when the fasten seatbelt sign goes off as you arrive at your gate on a plane and something that is referred to only as a...
You control the Senate, the House, and the executive branch. You’re the...– JON STEWART, to Democratic National Committee chairman Tim Kaine referring to the Democrats as “the underdog party,” on The Daily Show. Bittersweet heh. (via inothernews) There is so much I hate about being a member of this party…so much.
'SNL' Rumors Firm Up: Jenny Slate Out, Poehler... →
I will miss Forte. As for Slate, this gives her the opportunity to act poorly again on ‘Bored To Death,’ next stop Hollywood New people (yay!) As long as Sudekis continues with Blago & Biden I am good Pohler, Cranston & Lynch, what a murderers row of critical darlings. My only hope is Arnett shows up to play a Gavin Valour type character with his lady. In other news, I...
As far as the wedding is concerned me and Brad have literally done everything...– Overheard at Wrigley…Jesus, that sounds just awful.
It's just inflation?
Dad: The Sam Oktoberfest is $12.99 for a 12 pack, is that a good price?
Me: I usually have to pay $12.00 for a six pack.
New York, a helll of a place.
Are you sure?
Me to cab driver: Two stops, 34th & First then LaGuardia.
Cab Driver: ugh, I just came from there...lots of traffic.
Cabbie: Are you sure you want to go, it's A LOT of traffic.
Me: You mean do I want to forgo my flight so I don't have to sit in traffic? I think I'll risk it.
Eye of the tiger? (Commence slowly weeping...)
Today is a day where I have wall to wall meetings from 8am - 6:30pm. A to do list one page long. A flight to catch at 8:30 pm. All this on 3 hours sleep. Off. To. The. Races.
Bryan Cranston to host 'Saturday Night Live'... →
Awesome! popculturebrain: Ah! Yes! Remember when I said they should do this 5 months ago? My prayers have been answered.
The new iPod is an iPhone without the phone, so basically it is an iPhone– ZING! antderosa (soup) (via popculturebrain)